It's a struggle to come up with ideas for things to do when you have such a large family to keep everybody entertained and occupied, other than video games, movie rentals and television. Here's some examples of things I've tried to do and/or done, and found that it's legitimately not a viable choice when you have four kids for both financial and sanity reasons:
1. Go grocery shopping ~ This is a nice outing for me. Even me plus one kid. But two or more, or, God Forbid, 4?! No. Let me count the ways that this does not work. You will not be able to refer to your grocery list, because every time you take your eyes off the kid in the buggy, he will grab the bread from the back and squeeze it until it pops. The kid that's walking beside the buggy will (worst case scenario) disappear into thin air, or (best case scenario) will pick things randomly off the shelf and put them into the buggy. You will spend an extra on items you didn't even perceive you bought until you get home. The older kids (whom you would think would be assets in this situation) revert to toddlers and begin whining and arguing with you over your food choices. One will hit and/or poke the other to get a rise out of him/her, causing you to say obscene things very loudly, and manufacture you the target of stares and judgments cast by onlookers who think (no, Know) that they are great parents than you. I legitimately said to an old woman one day, "You think you can do great than me?! Take 'em." This does not make you appear to be a good parent, I realized. You cannot win in this situation. Avoid it at all costs. If you must go to the store, take only one child, or--better yet--go Alone. Here's someone else tip: Do not bring your husband. He will argue with you about what brand of rice you have bought for the past 5 years, which will make you irritated, walk away from the rice and continue your shopping faster than is frugal to keep ahead of your husband, and thus skip lots of things on your list.
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2. Go out to eat ~ Many habitancy have said to me, "I think it's cheaper to eat out than to cook nowadays." These habitancy do not have 4 children. While our grocery bill is pretty steep (just take all your recipes and duplicate them, sometimes triple them, to feed our family for one meal), we have to sell a family heirloom to go to the local buffet. On these rare occasions, we all order water, and we still spend an midpoint of at "reasonably priced" restaurants. Taco night at home: . Plus, at home we have the choice of fixing a smaller or larger plate depending on each kid's appetite that day. My 4 and 5 year olds will go days eating only bites of food and slices of bread, then on the 3rd day will eat all in the house. We can pay for an all-you-can-eat buffet for these children, and they will eat two bites of corn and then whine the rest of the meal. This makes the tab a minuscule hard to swallow. So, we opt to plan out our menu and buy what we need for that week. Of course, this only works because my husband does most of the cooking. If my kids had to rely on me for a home cooked meal 3 times a day 7 days a week, we'd all be fat McDonald's© frequent flyers.
3. Go to the movies ~ Even a matinée show will cost us for tickets, and 0 for popcorn and drinks. If we want to see a 3D movie, add to the above. These figures are slightly skewed to inflict the same kind of emotional distress I feel after forking out all this dough in transfer for and hour of prodding my children to sit down, shut up, and watch the dad-blame movie. Rentals, all the way. I cannot stress this enough.
4. Go to a water park / amusement park ~ My very good friend's mom works at a radio center and scored us free admission tickets to a water park 2 hours away from home. We spent about 5 hours there. It was hot and swimming makes you hungry. We spent ,000 on drinks and crappy food. I never left the "kiddy area" because man had to keep an eye on the minuscule ones. The big ones stood in lines forever only to chicken out at the last second and walk shamefully down the stairs. It was a train wreck. Stick to the local park. Bring your own drinks and snacks.
5. Go to church ~ Wah?! How could you say that? Not go to Church with your children? What is wrong with you. Oh, no, judge me not. I take my brainless children to church, because they need divine intervention. It's just not fun, is all I'm saying. My 4-year-old spends the aid crawling all over me and messing up my hair, and asks me what I'm talking about when it's time to pray aloud or sing a hymn. She points at other habitancy and in her loudest attempts at whispering, asks me rude questions about them. My 5-year-old reacts to being told to sit down and be quiet by throwing himself on the floor at our feet, kicking and whining and then trying to escape by rolling under the pew. My 15-year-old taps his hand on the seat next to him to the tune that he's playing in his head to drown out the message and avoid the brainwashing he apparently perceives is being attempted. By the time church is over, I'm exhausted. Too exhausted, in fact, to keep up with the minuscule ones as they run away from me screeching as we try to get to the car and return to the security of our own home. habitancy in my church know my children well. The first few months, they let them run by, and chuckled when they saw me running after them. Now they chase them down for me before they reach the parking lot.
6. Go to Disney World© and/or any other vacation ~ We've not legitimately been to Disney World©, but I've tried to book it. You've seen these advertised specials for families of 4. Try plugging in a family of 6. You cannot stay at a value resort, because they will not book it with that many people. You can only book the elaborate resorts. The "special" goes from like 9 for the room, tickets and meal plan for 4, to about ,000 for a family of 6. I am not exaggerating on this price. If you don't believe me, try it yourself. Keep in mind that we cannot go in the off-season, as all my kids are school aged. Even a quarterly vacation seems out of reach for us. We cannot book a quarterly hotel room, because we exceed its maximum capacity. We have to book a suite. We went to New Orleans for the weekend, with a free hotel room on a good friend's recompense points, free tickets to the Aquarium from the same friend who gave us the tickets to the water park, and we sprung for tickets to the zoo. We spent 0 that weekend. We ate at Ihop©, McDonald's©, and at the food store at the zoo. We did not buy t-shirts. 0. I'm not exaggerating here, either.
7. Go to visit relatives ~ My kids are loud and they fight with each other. When we are home, this legitimately doesn't phase us. We are used to it. When we go to visit people, it is legitimately disturbing to them. I'm not sure which bothers them more, the ruckus, or our nonchalant attitude towards it. "Uh, honey, the kids are rolled up in a ball under the table scratching one another!" "Oh, yeah, they do that all the time...it's fine." We take the "let them form it out" approach to this problem. One day maybe they'll tire of it. Maybe not. Maybe they will go to college together and roll up in a knot in the commons area and duke it out. I don't legitimately care. Keep in mind that those who love you will judge you the most. Best to keep your kids at home, I think, and let your relatives and/or friends think that you have a normal family.
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